DEM JORTS

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 12/29/2015 at 12:06 • Filed to: None

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scoob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/29/2015 at 12:08

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You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/29/2015 at 12:10

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Dat rallye stripe. And whitewalls. The permed hair. So much 80’s.

I need a Scout.

Jedidiah > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/29/2015 at 12:17

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Extensive corrosion protection?

The international harvester factories must have missed that memo

ttyymmnn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/29/2015 at 12:17

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The Urban Dictionay has fun with “jorts.”

Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don’t talk to girls. The term “jorts” does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.

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a combination of the words “jean” and “shorts” used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.

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jean shorts, such as those worn by male Florida Gator fans at the Georgia-Florida football game.

Urambo Tauro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/29/2015 at 12:19

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You know, like car-washing skills...

Birddog > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/29/2015 at 12:20

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Is that John Denver wet sanding a Scout?

nerd_racing > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/29/2015 at 15:20

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I want a scout badly...

ThatGuyToolingAroundInTheShitbox > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/30/2015 at 09:58

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Arrrrrrggghh I miss my Scout now :/